Winningest Winner

Tattooed, pierced, vegetarian, Whovian, artist; part-time nanny, part-time retail associate, full-time awesome. I love the smell of old books, I'm in love with pink hair, and I have a "to-do list" of tattoos too long for my body to display. Most of all, I love my besties. The Rose to my Ten, the Amy to my Eleven; my lifetime companions:)
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brasspistol:

yrgloomygrlfriend:

jesus-is-suus:

cameoutswingingx:

Perfect

She just murdered three men. Why isn’t she in trouble

Because she’s not a real person.
Gotham doesn’t exist.

The hyperbolic actions such as those taken by Harley and Ivy (I’m very close to them I can use their first names), is often used for comic enjoyment and in this case the allegory that if you demean women with cat calls and wolf whistles eventually you will get your shit fucked up by super villains.

Okay, so not so much an allegory as a warning.

(I totally know what an allegory is, but I ended up thinking the super villains point was better than just, you know, stop it, harassing women like that is morally reprehensible)

(Source: positivelycrippled)

saint-dorothy-mantooth:

Anybody know any cool volunteer or work opportunities that have to do with community outreach and stuff like that? If so, feel free to send them my way. I’m doing some research now so I can start applying. Any help would be wicked!

Feel free to reblog this so, just in case you don’t know of any opportunities, some of your followers might be able to see and help! Thanks!

Much love.

scroogerello:

if u ever get disheartened just remember people in the 19th Century were painting hot Napoleon/Tsar Alexander boyfriend yowz before our great-grandparents were even conceived

(Source: glitteringgoldie, via notmybaconyoubitch)

Anonymous asked: How often do you masturbate?

concentrationlamp:

concentrationlamp:

hotwinger:

Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.

FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE 

This is Tumblr, dear. No one would dare chastise you for engaging in 2-3 hours of daily masturbation. Let your freak flag fly!